Pokey
"Like a swarm of ants, a roaming pack of pokeys can devour a grown cow in less than 5 minutes."
"Favorite Target: Anything"
The only monster that does not require unlocking in the Monster Locker, and everyone's favorite little bundle of joy. pokey is not often used in higher level attacks except as additional damage on the clean up crew. pokey produces very quickly, and costs very little, and with this in mind they have very low hit points and cannot take damage from anything. This being said there is some strategy using a "pokey Bomb" and flinging in a very large amount of pokeys at one time with a specific objective such as taking down snipers, tesla towers, even champions. All of these can destroy your pokeys, although they all have reload timers. Drull eats pokeys to evolve.
Basics:
| Level | Speed | Health | Damage | Cost | Housing | Time |
| 1 | 1.2 kph | 200 | 60 | 250 | 10 | 15s |
| 2 | 1.2 kph | 220 | 65 | 450 | 10 | 10s |
| 3 | 1.2 kph | 240 | 70 | 675 | 10 | 8s |
| 4 | 1.2 kph | 260 | 75 | 800 | 9 | 7s |
| 5 | 1.2 kph | 280 | 80 | 1,000 | 8 | 6s |
| 6 | 1.2 kph | 300 | 85 | 1,250 | 7 | 5s |
Academy Upgrades:
| Level | Time | Putty Cost | Shiny |
| 1 (unlock) | Free! | Free! | 0 |
| 2 | 2h | 4,000 | |
| 3 | 3h | 8,000 | |
| 4 | 5h | 12,000 | |
| 5 | 8h | 16,000 | |
| 6 | 12h | 22,000 |
